Cusstionary

Swear words in Australian

Cuss words, swear words, and curses in Australian — meanings, examples, and pronunciation.

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PhraseMeaningAccuracy
Fuckwit An idiot 98% accurate (40)
Pissed Drunk 97% accurate (29)
Bludger Lazy person 96% accurate (23)
bogan redneck/white trash 96% accurate (23)
Dipshit Idiot 96% accurate (23)
tool really useless person 96% accurate (23)
carpet muncher lesbian 95% accurate (19)
Fuck off! go away/ you're kidding/ wow! 95% accurate (19)
Get stuffed fuck off 95% accurate (19)
I'm buggered ! I am tired. 95% accurate (19)

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A

PhraseMeaningAccuracy
A face like a bucket of smashed crabs Unattractive person 54% accurate (13)
A face like a dropped pie Unattractive person 66% accurate (29)
A face like a kicked-in shitcan Unattractive person 65% accurate (17)
A face like fifty miles of bad road Unattractive person 41% accurate (17)
A few roos loose in the top paddock crazy 84% accurate (19)
a few sangas short of a picnic brainless / moron 85% accurate (13)
About as useful as an arsehole on your elbow Not very useful 68% accurate (19)
arse monkey a passive gay man 46% accurate (13)
arse rag ass wipe/suck up 39% accurate (18)
As boring as batshit dull 90% accurate (10)
As full as a boot Drunk 64% accurate (14)
as good as a hatfull of arseholes useless 79% accurate (14)
As useless as tits on a bull it's no good, won't work 84% accurate (19)

B

PhraseMeaningAccuracy
Bangs like a dunny door Someone extremely sexual 69% accurate (13)
Bangs like a dunny door in a Force 9 Gale Very sexually active 81% accurate (16)
Bangs like a dunny door on a prawn trawler Sheila who likes to root a lot. 41% accurate (17)
barrack for the other team be a homosexual. 88% accurate (8)
bash beat up 93% accurate (14)
Basket Case Crazy, useless 85% accurate (13)
Blind Mullet A floating turd 69% accurate (13)
Bludger Lazy person 96% accurate (23)
bogan redneck/white trash 96% accurate (23)
Bowling from the pavilion end Homosexual man 41% accurate (17)
Bugger (n) one who causes mischief 77% accurate (13)
Bugger that! forget it 92% accurate (12)
bum bandit gay male 78% accurate (9)
bumtoucher a man who touches rectums (gayman) 36% accurate (11)
Bury the bishop have sex. 46% accurate (13)

C

PhraseMeaningAccuracy
cactus, as in "we're/you're cactus!" fucked 86% accurate (7)
carpet muncher lesbian 95% accurate (19)
Chocolate driller Homosexual Man 58% accurate (12)
Crikey Oh my gosh/wow! 84% accurate (19)
Cum dumpster Prostitute or promiscuous female 82% accurate (11)
Cum Junkie Slut 80% accurate (5)

D

PhraseMeaningAccuracy
DADS disease Dumb as dog shit 38% accurate (8)
dickhead someone who is stupid 92% accurate (12)
dill idiot 82% accurate (11)
Dingaling Male's cock. 71% accurate (7)
Dipshit Idiot 96% accurate (23)
Donga Cock 59% accurate (17)
Dumb as a box of rocks really stupid 84% accurate (19)
Dumb as a door knob Retard 91% accurate (11)
dumb as dog shit a stupid person 86% accurate (7)
Dumb as dog shit Stupid 87% accurate (15)

E

PhraseMeaningAccuracy
eat my hairy onions eat my testicals 62% accurate (13)

F

PhraseMeaningAccuracy
Face like a busted arsehole Ugly 85% accurate (13)
feed the snake blowjob 39% accurate (18)
Flamin' Galah Moron 89% accurate (9)
Freeze the balls off a brass monkey Bloody cold 88% accurate (8)
Fuck a duck! An exclamation mild surprise 93% accurate (14)
Fuck it! don't worry about it 94% accurate (16)
Fuck me dead! Oh my! ( exclamation) 92% accurate (12)
Fuck me running Exhausted 23% accurate (13)
Fuck me side ways Oh shit 80% accurate (5)
Fuck Muppet complete idiot 65% accurate (17)
fuck nuckle minor dickhead 77% accurate (13)
fuck off piss off/fuck off 92% accurate (12)
Fuck off! go away/ you're kidding/ wow! 95% accurate (19)
Fuck Tard Stupid Person 85% accurate (13)
Fuck Wit stupid nasty idiot 85% accurate (13)
Fucknuckle Dickhead 85% accurate (13)
Fuckstick Dick, stupid 83% accurate (6)
Fuckwit An idiot 98% accurate (40)
fugly fucking ugly 94% accurate (16)

G

PhraseMeaningAccuracy
G'day Cock Features! Hello there unattractive person! 39% accurate (18)
get a dog up ya Go fuck yourself
get on your knees and smile like a donut suck my dick 44% accurate (9)
Get stuffed fuck off 95% accurate (19)
get ya cunt out I would like to see your vagina 59% accurate (17)
get ya end wet have sex 78% accurate (9)
Get your hand off it Stop talking such nonsense 89% accurate (9)
Get your rat out Show me your vagina 58% accurate (12)
Gronk Asshole 60% accurate (5)
gunna shake hands with me best mate take a piss 86% accurate (7)

H

PhraseMeaningAccuracy
have a bat masturbate 85% accurate (13)
Having a slash urinating 82% accurate (11)
he's a walking head job he's short 49% accurate (35)
he/she fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down he/she's fucking ugly 82% accurate (11)
heavy rocks heavy cocks 20% accurate (5)
How about a root? Lets have sex 87% accurate (15)
How are ya, ya cunt! Hello, dear friend! 86% accurate (7)

I

PhraseMeaningAccuracy
I could eat the arse end out of a low flying duck. I'm hungry. 74% accurate (19)
I don't give a rat's arse I don't care 89% accurate (9)
I'd rather drag my balls through broken glass than..... I am hesitant to do so 84% accurate (19)
I'm buggered ! I am tired. 95% accurate (19)
I'm dryer than a dead dingo's donger I'm thirsty 87% accurate (15)
It gives me the shits It annoys me 93% accurate (14)

J

PhraseMeaningAccuracy
Jizz Junky Poofter 33% accurate (3)
JJ Vagg Person with a freckled cock 29% accurate (7)
jonas fucking junkie 29% accurate (7)

K

PhraseMeaningAccuracy
Knob Jockie Slut 45% accurate (11)
knock the top off it wank 70% accurate (10)

L

PhraseMeaningAccuracy
Letting the Aboriginals swim in the pool. Having a shit. 45% accurate (11)
Lick my salty piss Vagina and cock head 32% accurate (19)
Lickerty split Lesbian 27% accurate (11)
Long Black Coffee (wtf you think?) 94% accurate (16)

M

PhraseMeaningAccuracy
map of tassie vagina 62% accurate (13)
map of Tassie pussy 76% accurate (17)
Meataxe Useless 33% accurate (3)
Moooo Fuck right off 19% accurate (16)
mut pussy 48% accurate (21)

N

PhraseMeaningAccuracy
Norks breasts 59% accurate (17)

O

PhraseMeaningAccuracy
oxy moron major dickhead 12% accurate (17)

P

PhraseMeaningAccuracy
Pig's arse! I don't care/ I don't believe you 88% accurate (8)
Pissed Drunk 97% accurate (29)
polecat realy ugly female 48% accurate (21)
poo jabber homosexual 76% accurate (17)
Poo-pusher homosexual man 74% accurate (19)
poofter a gay person 78% accurate (9)
Pushing shit uphill with a rubber fork on a hot day getting nowhere fast 50% accurate (2)
put the dick on the barbie have a barbecque 93% accurate (14)

R

PhraseMeaningAccuracy
Ratbag (n) one who causes mischief 91% accurate (11)
Root To have sex 64% accurate (11)
root the bitch to have sex with a female 83% accurate (6)
roots like watt on holidays has a lot of sex 82% accurate (11)
rowl incestuous gang whore 29% accurate (7)

S

PhraseMeaningAccuracy
Scratching your arse with a bowl full of spaghetti Useless 20% accurate (5)
Seppo or Septic Tank Yank or American person 88% accurate (8)
shagger fucker 81% accurate (16)
she's a grenade chick is so fat she bout to explode 29% accurate (7)
Shit hot! Very good 70% accurate (10)
Shitting like a big black dog Panicking 48% accurate (21)
show us ya jugs show me your breasts. 80% accurate (5)
show us ya tits I want to see your breasts 92% accurate (12)
slager slut 73% accurate (11)
slit eyed fuck a china man 45% accurate (11)

T

PhraseMeaningAccuracy
the family jewels male genitals/scrotum 84% accurate (19)
Toeier than a Roman sandal extremely horney 64% accurate (11)
Tongue punch me fart box. Fuck my arsehole with your tongue 27% accurate (11)
tool really useless person 96% accurate (23)
tosser you masturbate 63% accurate (8)

U

PhraseMeaningAccuracy
Under the fuckin' thumb aye! Under a wife's control. 84% accurate (19)
Up the duff Pregnant (derogatory) 83% accurate (6)
up to my nuts in guts having sex 84% accurate (19)

V

PhraseMeaningAccuracy
Vagina Decliner Homosexual Man 59% accurate (17)

W

PhraseMeaningAccuracy
well bugger me! well I'll be damned! 89% accurate (9)

Y

PhraseMeaningAccuracy
ya bluming bafoon! you stupid idiot! 37% accurate (19)
ya dopey bastard! you silly idiot 44% accurate (9)
Ya fuckin' poofter! You fucking homosexual. 92% accurate (12)
Ya soft cock! Whimp. 62% accurate (13)
Ya Tosser You idiot 83% accurate (6)
ya wanker you masturbate 45% accurate (11)
Ya Wanker You idiot 90% accurate (10)
You can suck a fart out my arse. Your request is denied. 33% accurate (3)
You fuckin' little ripper! I am pleased 93% accurate (14)
You're a fuckin' knob mate! You're a penis! 85% accurate (13)